apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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