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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
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