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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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