i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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