Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I queefed so loud it echoed.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...