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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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