Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick