where am i from again
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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