I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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