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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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