farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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