: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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