I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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