its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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