Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
do nipples grow back?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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