is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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