i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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