is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Every concussion has its silver lining
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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