i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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