I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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