Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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