508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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