so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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