I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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