but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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