You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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