I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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