i don't like sucking hair
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well you can't waste a boner
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I intend to get homeless drunk
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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