Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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