it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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