did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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