You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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