By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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