I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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