He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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