absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Boobs are out for the taking
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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