Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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