So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have aggressive nipples.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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