She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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