Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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