Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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