If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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