but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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