if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
