they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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