omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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