the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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