Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm both gender and math confused
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