i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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