Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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