OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just come out here and I will go home with you...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Alive.
So much puke
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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