You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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