i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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