oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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