I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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