Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He did a backflip because drugs
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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