just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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